A fork of Rural Dictionary
While T.P. normally stands for toilet paper, it can also be used for grown ups, specifically men, to describe their time in the bathroom. T. P. stands for TOILET PENIS or TESTICAL POO, which is when a man goes to take a dump, he sits down, and penis touches the toilet water or worse, poop.
Guy 1: Dude I got T. P.'d in the bathroom
Guy 2: Aww, man that sucks!
Ultravenicularsexus : noun : ol-tuh-vee-nick-you-ler-sex-is : The stage of a relationship when the couple no longer seems interested and are secretly searching for a new partner.
Dude 1: I just wish I knew why she won't talk to me!
Dude 2: I don't know man, sounds like your stuck in the ultravenicularsexus zone.
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: It's when you are basically still dating her, but you're being unintentionally friendzoned.
Dude 1: *Look of absolute horror*
The uncontrollable way explaining intergalactic farts. Man that's hard you know, an i don't mean down stairs either.
Alicia wonkatonked when she was asked to explain the teacher's question.