Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

A Glen Moment

This refers to something that an individual (Usually A Glen) would deem widely accepted or cool to show off, but in reality it just makes them look like a fucking idiot.

That was such a glen moment...

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020

A Glen

A Glen is someone who lacks the masculinity of an alpha male. They are unconfrontational and are unable to assert male dominance.

You're such a Glen, just go ask her out already!

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020

Glen Shift

When a driver (Usually A Glen) shifts down a gear without rev-matching causing the car to move in a jerking motion.

That Glen shift was awful. I think I got whiplash...

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020