A fork of Rural Dictionary
HIGH-dee | /heidi/ To "heidi" is to be incorrect in the performance of a simple task. To consistently perform incorrectly. To be incorrect in the knowledge of a common fact.
Jonathan heidis when he eats a hamburger with a fork. Susan is a heidi when she loses at go-fish three times in a row. You are a heidi when you think happy is spelled with only one "p" (hapy)
To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.