A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used in Manchester, England to mean a naughty or mischievous person, usually a child. From "Rum one".
You want to watch yourself leaving that cake mixture where Jimmy can get his hands on it, he's a right little rum 'un.
Obvious but it wouldn't happen. Something that should be true but isn't.
They've been going out for four years. It's arbious they've had sex by now. Arbiously the crazy frog couldn't get a number one hit.
Abbreviation for Female Ejaculatory Fluid.
1. Aw man! I got fef in my hair. 2. I made her fef twice last night! 3. That ride was so Awesome I think I feffed!