A fork of Rural Dictionary
Easy bake oven: When your toddler farts in their one piece pajamas and slowly unzip the top to release the gas. Similar to a Dutch Oven.
I was wrestling with Emmy and she Easy Bake Ovened me.
When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.
I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.
The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.
I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.