A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The Little Signs that God, Jesus, The Big Guy,The Holy Spirit,The Holy Ghost, Es Spiritu Sanctu The Man Upstairs, etc. sends You to let You know He is Working on Your behalf.
(First Coined by Prophet Kim Clement, 2011)
2. When He (See above) sends Someone to you to tell you Good News of Something that is about to Happen for You.
3. A "Prophecy".
4. A "Foretelling".
5. A Verbal "Smack in the Head".
(First Coined by Prophet Kim Clement)
Wow, Did you Hear what that Guy said to me? It was some Oracular Intimations about a New Job!
1. To Get Smacked In The Head Witha Large Wave
2. A Brand of Surf Wear.
3. Too Smoke Too Much Dope.
4. To Get Banged By a Guy Named Bill
Oh William, U BillaBonged Me! LOL!
The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.
"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."
1. The Presence of Thought Processes which lead to an inbred Fear or Loathing of anyone or Anything that does not conform to our Desired Boundaries of Religous Indoctrination.
2. A "Looking Away" from what was Originally Written in Scripture for Our Benefit.
3. An Avoidance of Our own flaws in the light we Shine upon others Flaws, Seeing them Much Bigger than our own.
4. Ouch!...
"Man, so sick of these Religous Nuts and their Denominational Bigotry!'
"Dude, you are so quick with Your Denominational Bigotry when you judge what Music I listen to...Gahh!"
"Why do you call those guys Father? Maybe it's just my Denominational Bigotry showing, but, I don't Understand...I thought He was in Heaven?"