A fork of Rural Dictionary
(UK/England) An obese, lazy northern female. Usually seen living on council estates with an old caravan in the garden amongst other clutter, or waddling through the town center eating a Gregg's pasty, wearing primark/sports direct clothing, smoking rollups and in the company of her 5 bratty, scraggly looking kids trailing behind her like a heard of elephants either screaming, crying or both!
"Look at that DOBBER over there! Shes only popping those crotchgoblins out for more benefits to spend on fags, Gregg's and cider!.