A fork of Rural Dictionary
A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use.
Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!" Man 2: "Yeah. He's in there with that iPad taking a stumpf."
A swift and devastating kick to the testicles, delivered only in self-defense and as a last resort.
She brought down her attacker with a vicious karabin, leaving him prone.