A fork of Rural Dictionary
the hector is the vernacular for a train ticket collector - the hector - referred to in the football violence film the firm the remake i 2009. it's history goes back to the 70s
aside of hiding in the toilet or moving carriage to carriage if there is enough of you then just say when asked for a ticket that your mate has one.
Other methods include offering useless items, your socks, a cig lighter, 10p in change etc
it was funny on the train from manchester picadilly to london euston. Most of us didnt have tickets for the train but the hector still made his presence known.
what a loser the hector is.
someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !