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The Tortured Poets Department

Piece of artwork written by queen Taylor Alison Swift. Contains 16 tracks in the original version with 15 additional tracks in "The Anthology" Edition.

Swiftie 1: Hey have you streamed TTPD yet?
Swiftie 2:Huh? whats "TTPD"?
Swiftie 1:"The Tortured Poets Department" duhh.
Swiftie 2: Oh she released a new album? let me get my phone.

chocolomboz

misspelling of the phrase "juggle them balls" said by female rapper cupcakKe in one of her songs
popular in floptok

person 1:"CHOCOLOMBOZ💞"
person 2:"ÆUGH😫💦"

chocolomboz

mispelling of the phrase "juggle them balls"
popular in floptok

person 1:"CHOCOLOMBOZ💞"
person 2:*"ÆUGH😫💦"

No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.

I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.

try and come for my job

Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)

Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"