A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n.) A cosmopolitan bubblegum disciple.
“He’s a Kylie stan. No, the original one. Minogue.”
(n.) The sound of vacuuming, particularly whilst one is doing something else or listening to something else of genuine musical value at the time.
- “Kylie Minogue’s greatest hits don’t sound that great anymore with this domestic dubstep in the background now, do they, Jeremy?”
- “What?”
Alas, Jeremy could not hear, for ‘twas too loud.