Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Uncle

The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family

Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing? Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear* Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *uncle takes a round at child's butt*

by TheTurtleOfLife February 27, 2019

Cringy

A(n) individual/video that will make you joke about drinking bleach or suicide or being empty inside.

Man, this video is cringy, I wanna die

by TheTurtleOfLife June 13, 2018