Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

grogastic

A combination of "grogan" and "fantastic". Usually used to describe an awesome corned beef and cabbage shit.

I drank some guiness and took a grogastic St. Patty's Day shit!!!

by The_JDH August 20, 2009

Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.

That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.

by The_JDH July 24, 2009

Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

by The_JDH January 18, 2017

Turdinator

A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.

That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!

by The_JDH November 20, 2012

Bitch Mittens

A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.

This is a real boxing bout- no Bitch Mittens allowed.

by The_JDH November 05, 2012

grogasm

An orgasm had by a fag whilst having his ass pounded by his butt-buddy. The bottom blows a nut while shitting all over his buddies dick.

The urban dictionary editors are a bunch of walking grogasms.

by The_JDH August 17, 2009

Shitsky

The act of a Russian taking a dump.

Igor! Pull ze van over I have to shitsky!

by The_JDH January 16, 2013