A fork of Rural Dictionary
A really silly cowboy, who likes Sailor Moon, and George Strait.
Retromoon is such a silly cowboy!
The Hairspray King, he has his Hairspray, he does dance and then he breathes in the Hairspray. He sooooo hot. He sooooo Corny Collins Show. He in love with Tracy no matter what she way
Passerbyer: Oh Link Larkin, I love your hair!
Link: It's all in the Hairspray