A fork of Rural Dictionary
A ver hot and handsome guy. He knows how to treat a lady and will always make you laugh. Very smart and did I mention funny. He has a giant cock.
Hey you know that guy Vicente Salgado? Of course I wanna have sex with him
A very awesome guy who’s very random most of the time. Has a great sense of humor and great social skills, doesn’t care what other people think about him. Is a nerd. He also has a shlong larger than the list of willies your mom and sister have sucked overall. He’s an ultra giga Chad even though he gets no bitches.
Person 1: Who’s that guy? Person 2: Oh, that’s Platovsky Person 1: He ate my cat Person 2: Classic Platovsky