Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

come out the bag

v. to pull a gun. A slangdown of "come out of the bag on;" derived from the fact that guns were sometimes carried in paper bags for purposes of concealment.

That chickenhead swung on Serena and Serena came out the bag on her. He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.

by Theo June 23, 2006

blow up

forceful excertion of vomitus or fecal matter.

if you're gonna blow up in the bathroom, you'd better pick it up

by theo November 01, 2003

thizzelle

E Pill. From northern cali. Made popular by Mac dre.

Lets pop a thizzelle.

by theo March 09, 2004

Schiavo (ed)

To become so inebriated or stoned that one is mostly brain dead yet has a placid or even happy exterior demeanor.

Man! After that 1/8 th of Kind we were way Schiavoed!

by Theo April 06, 2005

Hampden-Sydney

If you wanted to go to a Southern school, but Duke and U.Va weren't for you because they've enrolled too many "coloreds," and, besides, you had a 670 combined SAT and 1.9 GPA from a random Virginia day school, you're headed to Hampden-Sydney. There, you and a group of like-minded Abercrombie & Fitch-sporting retards can whittle away four years drinking, listening to Creedence, banging skanks from Sweetbriar, drinking, and pretending that the South won the War of Northern Aggression. You can also pretend that the fact that you're wearing a cowrie shell necklace under J. Crew flannels makes you rebellious, that the fact that you're wearing a "Fighting Cocks" baseball cap makes you witty, and that the fact that you attended HSC will make you a useful and productive member of society. If you don't ever want to face the fact that the world expands Westward of the mighty Mississippi and northward of the Mason Dixon line, HSC is a great place to start putting your head in the sand and your thumb up your ass.

Speaks for itself, don't it?

by Theo February 02, 2005

trolley

to be so severley intoxicated that the only way your getting home is in a trolley. wasted

"Dude, i got so trolleyed last night."

by theo November 16, 2003

Exxiled

A. Domestic Goddess B. MILF

Shana Hiatt

by Theo February 29, 2004