A fork of Rural Dictionary
Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.
"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"
To get fucked up on drugs or alcohol to a point where you cannot move or talk.
Matt is so Schiavoed right now hes been laying there all night. I think its time to pull the plug.
When you or someone else gets WTF Pwned and turns into a vegetable, much like Terry Schiavo. She was the chick they pulled the plug on although the dick husband wanted to make her suffer.
Damn, you just got Schiavoed bitch!
To remove a feeding tube from an infirmed or disabled person causing them to die a long painful and agonizing death from starvation and dehydration.
An orphaned disabled baby was schiavoed because she had a feeding tube and relied on the state for her care.