A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something my parents don't let me say when we have guests over
Mom:"Where's your brother?" Me: "I don't know where that nigga..." Mom:"I will snatch you baldheaded if I hear you say that word around your Aunt Celia!" Me:"But you always use it." Mom:"Do I hear those lips moving?! " Me:*mutters* "No, mom"
A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.
Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold
A guy who is hot enough to fuck but has nothing going on upstairs
Can you believe that guy at Starbucks today? He was such a fuckboy