A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite of a blumpkin.
When a guy is eating a girl out while she's taking a shit.
Tommy gave me my first official munchkin last night. It..was.. AWESOME!
A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..
NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"
NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.
Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."
Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"
**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**