Country Dictionary

Shiv

What happens when someone gets shafted. Has no conjugation or plural form. A shiv occurs when a person is blindsided by an unfortunate event.

Dante: did you hear what Biz did?
Nino: no, what did he do?
Dante: he shiv Leo so hard! He got with his girl!
Nino: no way, this guy biz is an opp

Tessnem

When someone has a fat ass and happens to be Jewish, they are Tessnem.

Yo check out that fuckin cake bruh
Bruhhh that's a mf Tessnem

Tess

Someone who has a phat ass and in most cases is Jewish.

Yo I saw this guy with a fat ass
Bruhhh this guy is a Tess