A fork of Rural Dictionary
Trained, docile, and brobediant bro. Will wingman at the drop of a hat.
"I'm not getting anywhere with this chick, boy could I use a wingman."
"Did somebody say wingman?"
*Steve is already at his side*
"Woah dude–that was so fast."
"You must be bromesticated!"
A bro who uses a Macbook Pro.
There were three bros in the living room, all on their laptops. I'm pretty sure one of them was a Macbook Bro
A broclamation issued in 1863 that granted freedom to all bros, nationwide
"Did you hear Abroham Lincoln just instated the bromancipation broclamation?"
When you unpeel a banana, and it's the spitting image of Anakin Skywalker.
"Woah dude, check it out!"
*bro shows his friend his banana*
"Oh dude! Bananakin Skywalker!"
Just the simple act of opening something, but with more force; as a bro would do it. If you can't open it, bropen it
"Dude could you help me open this box of wheat thins?"
"Sure, but did you try bropening it?"
"What?!"
"If you can't open something, bropen it. Here, give it to me."
Something you say when you're trying to bro your way through a door that's crowded by bros
"Jesus Christ this place is packed, how're we going to get to the kitchen?"
Jack raises his arms.
"Bropen sesami!"
The crowd parts like the Red sea.
A condition whereby a person sees or hears too many bros at once, and gets sent into a bropileptic fit
"Oh my god, Frank are you all right!?"
*bro convulses on the ground at a crowded party*
"No, Sheila, it's alright. He has bropilepsy. This will be over in a few minutes."