A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.
Kid: Mom! I'm hungry! Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.
A promiscuous woman, constantly in search of capturing more semen.
Bob: Wow, that's the fourth guy she's hooked up with this week. John: I'm not surprised. She's a pirate.