Country Dictionary

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?" "No" "He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar" "Wtf why?" "It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with." "Bold move"

A drink with 5 parts vermouth to 1 part vodka. Drank solely by weebs.

"Hey Caleb, this maritini tastes funny?" "Yeah dude, I made them bitchtini style!" "We all hate you Caleb."

Taking it in the ass from a man in a Trump hat with several venereal diseases, who is shouting about covid-19 being a conspiracy, while you nod along.

Rod had a great night yesterday with Jeff. After they went to the patriot prayer rally, they went home and Jeff have Rod a Dirty Dutcher.

A person who purposely annoys others.

Man, he's trolling on discord again. Who? That vextos guy Oh it's probably because his wife's a whore.

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie? Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

When you don't wipe your hands off completely after some self love and leave knuckle children.

"hey dude, might want to go wash, you got some bateknuck going on there."