A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue. Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!" "So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
Something really cool. Something you want real bad. Used in England.
Man, that car is the dogs bollocks