Country Dictionary

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.

Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.

The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.

Hell no, what was that sound you did not just have a penis fart in my pussy. Did you?

friend (in black people language)

Hey, you there, your my shardi!

Anyone who is obsessed with everything pertaining to poop. Someone who's life revolves around poop: smelling it, eating it, touching it, rubbing it on themselves, talking about it, slipping it into conversation occasionally to get a laugh but secretly salivating over the idea of it.

Did you her John make that joke about poop. He must be a fecalpheliac.

the act of deceiving someone

Your in the Dan Cortese fan club. Are you scesing me?

A sexual situation involving fucking and cuddling afterwards.

Betty I haven't been fuddled in months will you please hook me up with that guy in Accounting.

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit. Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.