Country Dictionary

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choking

The cause of blowing a four game lead in the AL Championship Series to a wild-card team with a much lower payroll.

The New York Yankees were choking hard in the 2004 ALCS.

by The Sub January 31, 2005

choking

In need of something now. Usually a beverage or food.

I'm choking for a pint - Jack Jarvis esquire

by Scottish arsehole October 01, 2015

choke on it

what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune

Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise! Owen: Choke on it!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

choke

Has little or nothing to do with anticipated results. It's not limited to sports or competition. You can choke on an assignment for work, choke in an attempt to seduce a crush of yours. Jordan missing a free throw. You can choke anywhere, anytime. Choking is when you had control, and failed to execute. What happens is you are suppose to be focused on what your eyes are viewing. But your weak mind chooses to worry about something negative whether real or not, past or future. It's bigger than that

Michael Jordan would be considered one of the most clutch professional sports players of all time. Only you know when you choke. Its a distinct feeling. Choking doesn't give a crap about expectations.

by skr0oface August 16, 2010

choked

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.

Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure. The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.

by Molari July 20, 2006

Choke

a pidgin (slang) word commonly used in Hawaii to describe something that there is a lot of.

ho cuz, theres choke haoles at the beach today! there was choke food at the banquet

by the808translator August 09, 2012

Choke

To fuck so aggressively to the point at which you can barely breath

Dang, I just wanna get choked right now

by No one did it right October 30, 2020