Country Dictionary

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the log train

The penis, when on bottom.

My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!

by Titan49 January 04, 2018

Applebees in January

A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.

Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020

Dickture

A picture of your dick!

Dick-pics are so 2000s, I take dicktures!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020