Country Dictionary

When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.

Let me get a McPoop Two!

When all you can do with your paycheck is pay your bills, you dont't have a pay day-you have a bill payday.

Tim: Hey Bill! Is tomorrow payday?
Bill: Not for me! It's bill payday!😫

Titties that fall out of the bottoms or sides of short or bra due to being saggy

Oh no! Ive got a case of peekaboo titty.

the bare area of your nail that grows out in between no chip manicures.

To avoid a polish gap go to the nail salon every two weeks without fail.