Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

buttflake

the stuff underneath ur fingernails after u scrath ur ass; also used as a term like butthead, an insult much as nubcake

Ace, you are a buttflake.

by Toad October 25, 2004

gank

A man's penis

She grabbed my gank, so I smacked that bitch up.

by Toad May 27, 2004

Pink Sandwich

A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."

The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)

by Toad July 30, 2004

Metnik

A massive, mostly slick and wet shit.

Man, I drank so much beer last night, I have to take one hell of a Metnik this morning.

by Toad March 18, 2005