A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.
Jackie Chan is very bruisely.
a discoloration in the skin from a ruptured vein, this can also be called a "hicky" sometimes.
She came in to the cafeteria after x period and I noticed a bruise on her neck, thigh, and foot. I realized then either she got her ass jumped after she left or I'm gonna get my ass beat after I leave the cafe
To bruise a girl with your penis.
1 "Hey man what did you do last night" 2 "I did, "the bruise""
Getting so drunk that you find bruises on youself the next day.
I can't believe how bruised I was last night at the club, I have purple welts all over my body to prove it! Let's go get bruised! I haven't had a good bruising since New Years Eve.
Anal sex. The male inserts the penis into the female (or male) anus, and thrusts outward and inward. See also : Butt fucking, ass sex, fag festivity
I'm ganna bruise her good, mothafucka!
A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.
George: That lady is hawt. Paco: Your mom is hawt. Jeffy: BRUISED! On man, you got bruised! That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!