Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Harry

(Harry) is a fat fuck who takes the whole box of crackers when you offer him one. He is rude, lazy and messy but he is part of the (national dumb bitch awareness campaign) which makes him a friend you deep down hate but you are nice to cuz he's a (dumb bitch awareness) campaigner.

Dad: How was school son?

Son: I made a friend called Harry

Dad: Is he a fat fuck?

Son: Yes

Dad: I knew it, But keep your crackers safe

Son: Ok dad

by TommyBobJeff November 02, 2019

23rd of May

23rd of May is now by law free nudes day from any girl

Boy: Can I have nudes

Girl: Now eww

Boy: But it's 23rd of May

Girl: Uggh fine

by TommyBobJeff November 02, 2019

Jethro

Jethro is very kind and caring on the inside and on the person he is adorable. He is funny, sweet and usually an asian or indian kid. Jethro is the best friend and is a keeper for a relationship. He's a little sensitive but be nice and don't cross the line when making moking jokes. But all in all Jethro is a great guy and great to be around

Person 1: I Can't come I am hanging with (Jethro)

Person 1: Lucky, wish i could come cuz (Jethro) is a legend

Person 2: I know right

by TommyBobJeff November 03, 2019