Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

tool beater

someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis

Jonny is a keen tool beater

by Tomo December 15, 2004

thjom

Nice, cute guy, good at football

Thjom is the best.

by Tomo February 24, 2017

Cambridge

Best place in the world

by Tomo September 01, 2003

pussy gut

When a woman is so fat that her pussy seems to have gotten fat; extra flab below the stomach and above the thighs.

"Yo, check out that fat bitch. She's rated PG."

by Tomo March 30, 2005

P.C.T.M.

Acronym for "Pussy Clouds The Mind".

A disease where a male's judgement is severely impaired due to a woman's presence.

"Dude, Johnny has PCTM. We need to beat it out of him ASAP!"

by Tomo March 28, 2005

peadophilia

Lesile Strong

you is a peado

by Tomo March 26, 2003

bredrin

a blood clot manz who is ghetto

look at that stupid bredrin

by tomo October 20, 2003