Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

innocent until proven guilty

Nowaday its "guilty until proven innocent, then even if proven innocent still guilty"

Kobe raped a white girl. Kobes trial proved that he was innocent. It doesent matter we still think he's guilty!

by TornReality October 02, 2004

wrong uses for this

Wrong uses for this is writing defintions for such things as "wrong uses for this."

Wrong uses for this would be bashing people on UD, or using it as a forum.

by TornReality October 06, 2004

Hentai

HENTAI, a fancy word for porn. Hentai sets high standards for the pimple-faced geeks sitting behind the computer screen jacking off to it. In real life they couldn't even get a half decent girl. Hentai usually posts pics with aliens, monsters, dildos etc... That would be impossible to do in real life. Hentai exploits women by drawing them getting raped by a 100 guys at once, tortured, or by taking a million tentacles at once.

Nerd: WHOA! look at this hentai pic. The girl is banging 20 guys at once,and taking monster-sized dildos in every hole! I did not know girls were like that. This give me hope for the future...

by TornReality October 02, 2004

DT

"DT" Stands for Dream Theater(a kickass band.

Dream Theater rocks!

by TornReality October 02, 2004

outside

It sucks, because unlike a computer you can't turn the brightness down.

Bobby: "aargh! my eyes, ohh the sun it's so bright!" In his room: Bobby: "aargh! my eyes, ohh there it is, *turns brightness down* Much Better!"

by TornReality October 17, 2004

hey you

A very good song by Pink Floyd.

Hey you ! out there in the cold Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me Hey you ! Standing in the aisles With itchy feet and fading smiles, can you feel me Hey you ! don't help them to bury the light Don't give in without a fight. Hey you ! out there on your own sitting naked by the phone would you touch me Hey you ! with your ear against the wall Waiting for someone to call out would you touch me Hey you ! would you help me to carry the stone Open your heart, I'm coming home But it was only a fantasy The wall was too high as you can see No matter how he tried he could not break free And the worms ate into his brain. Hey you ! out there on the road Doing what you're told, can you help me Hey you ! out there beyond the wall Breaking bottles in the hall, can you help me Hey you ! don't tell me there's no hope at all Together we stand, divided we fall.

by TornReality October 02, 2004