A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet
I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real
To crawl perversely, often to great disgust
I watched the maggot snaggle across my steak
When a person posts a photo with an excessive amount of filters to the point where they look unrealistic. Usually resembling a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race or a blurred out smudge on the lens with eyes
Person 1: oh my god, is he wearing make-up?
Person 2: nah, he just filter-raped his face