Country Dictionary

"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.

Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop. Roger: What? Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there. Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!

A term used to describe what gets an individual excited, either generally or sexually.

Oscar gets his jollies from watching men stretch while doing yoga.

A lean job is essentially a hand job, but incorporates the use of vaseline as a lubricant.

Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.

What one says when he is confused, puzzled, perplexed and or mindfucked. Is synonymous with the highly used "What the hell?"

"What in the hell just happened?" "What the hell is that monkey doing fucking that dog like that?" "What in the hell does that jew think he's doing trying to haggle that black man from his drug money?" "What in the hell is going on?" "What in the hell time is it?" "What in the hell did you just do?" "What in the hell? Why would you accuse me of fucking that transexual hooker by the pool at the sleezy motel?"

An expression used for stating sarcastic unamusement. Much like sarcastically saying "oh wow" or "big whoop". Used to mimick the comical sound of getting an instant erection, or boner one would get if something actually was enjoyable or cool. Used to blow someone off sarcastically.

Noah: Hey guess what? I finally was able to get married and laid in my video game Fable II. Colin: Oh boi-oing, who gives a shit.

Another term for sex. Saying "I gave her a break" implies you laid a girl, or gave her a screw, or a fuck; gave her your sausage.

Colin: Esther decided to trim the Christmas tree naked again this year. Needless to say , I interrupted her halfway through and gave her a break.

"It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out" is a phrase used when stating pleasant weather. The phrase implies that the weather is so nice, you'll leave your dick out, hanging brain, because the cool breeze feels so nice on one's genitalia.

Man, it's 73 degrees outside? It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out!