Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

urban turban

When you drape a t-shirt over your head with the collar on your forehead. You tie the arms together behind your head and then you're ready to cross the urban desert.

We had to walk five blocks in the july heat to get to the bball court, so I did an urban turban so I wouldn't get ashy.

by TreeWeezel November 02, 2011

corn cone

1. Popcorn (or creamed corn) served in a paper cone, similar to a large sno-cone 2. Candy corn, a chalky confection 3. Orange traffic cones 4. Corn pones which take a conical shape when fried 5. Starch-rich cornmeal sold in large conical bags

I'll have chicken-fried steak with a side of corn cone.

by TreeWeezel December 05, 2011

West Coast Inflation

Tendency of the west coast to overrate. For instance, if a show has rave reviews in Frisco you should wait until it gets as far east as Chicago before believing it. Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture. The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.

Wow, these guys are supposed to be fantastic! Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.

by TreeWeezel August 05, 2011

worse in 3D

Means something is not as good in real life as online, in print, or in your imagination. (Pokes fun by blurring the line between virtual reality and real life, which has always been in 3D)

Dude 1: That's a fly honey! (picture of girl) Dude 2: You'd be surprised, she looks worse in 3D.

by TreeWeezel June 07, 2011

himalountain

Smoosh of hill and mountain: used for an outstanding hill which isn't quite a mountain. The alternate smoosh is mill

My bike ground to a crawl going up the hill. It was more like a himalountain.

by TreeWeezel January 18, 2012

prom

Promenade of promiscuity

Ah, the prom. Oh, the pageantry. Oh, the debauchery!

by TreeWeezel April 04, 2011

HOOT day daze

Chant commonly used in rap-based pop songs of the 90's. The origin and meaning is debatable. According to the leading theory, it is both an ebonic and a radio-friendly version of "Whoop their ass!"

Emcee: "all the fellas sayin'_____" HOOT day daze! Emcee: "all the ladies sayin' _____" HOOT day daze!

by TreeWeezel June 14, 2011