A fork of Rural Dictionary
Instead of a taking a shower or shampooing one's hair in the morning (generally due to tardiness), simply wearing a baseball cap over one's ratty hair.
Dude, I was late for class, so I had to take a hat shower.
A person who uses excessive superfluous hott topic clothing.
Examples of this may be that kid in your 7th period science class that has no more than 200 billion spikes on, 150 of those silly rubber bracelettes, and baggy pants with more than a million 666's written on them.
Here, do them a favor. Give them this #: 1-800-adoptalifeformyfakefreakass.