A fork of Rural Dictionary
The curdled yogurt booty of an obese White woman who often smells like old socks and mildew.
Kayla: I have an Ohio face and White Cheddar booty straight out of Compton. Tina: OMG! All the men totally want you!
Loves coconut Loves reggae Loves bright colors and haute couture Loves God and going to church Loves cooking big Jamaican meals Loves mixed race kids Loves skin bleach Loves big, fashionable weaves and wigs Very sour and bitter from having to put up with the shenanigans of Jamaican men chasing after White women Don't take any nonsense from anyone Love to wuk pon you in the club Will you show you how it's done- take notes
Tammy: A Jamaican girl will always be the coolest on the planet. Wanda: I know, right? I totes want to visit Jamaica and meet a Jamaican girl, but my parents say it's too dangerous. Greg: Go Jamaican Girls!
An anorexic's favorite condiment.
Carla: Ehmahgawd Tina, I just discovered a new low calorie snack- mustard on paper. It has like three calories. Tina: Rock on, Carla. That is totally hawt!
Best looking girls in the West Indies Very classy Naturally long, thick hair (none of that fake stuff) Slim and curvy Prideful and respectful Love Rihanna Hate Jamaicans because of their low class behavior and violent ways Very friendly Hard working and successful Love cooking Bajan food for their friends
John: I'm off to Barbados to get me a Bajan girl. I've had it up to here with Candy's behavior. Dudette: Yeah, She ought to be in the kitchen making you a sandwich. Cleo: I wish I was a Bajan girl. Rasputia: Why are Bajan girls superior in every way? I'm so jealous.