Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

your mom

The pinnacle of stupid and immature 12-year old jokes.

Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.

by Trollkicker December 23, 2009

sexy pixels

pixels that turn on a certain individual, alerting their sexual instincts, but generally frowned upon by people

Joe: night elves are so hawt....
David: dude, you're turned on by pixels? sad
Joe: sexy pixels are sexy, shut the fuck up

by Trollkicker December 22, 2009

Error 9001

When something is simply too badass for it to be loaded properly, if at all.

WOW Fanatic: OMFG CATA CINEMATIC ON YT
*clicks 42 times*
Computer: ERROR 9001: This video cannot be loaded because of its level of sheer badassery. Please try later when our system can handle it.
WOW Fanatic: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Trollkicker October 18, 2010

Trade Chat

The major city (and also Alliance) equivalent of Barrens Chat.

Trade Mongrel 1: IIHNJEBHIHFBhIJXsnh WE LOST WG
Trade Mongrel 2: STFU FATASS
Merchanter: WTS Titanum Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL 7K 3.3 IS 2MORO DUN BUY FR0M HEEM
Trade Mongrel 4: I LIKE PIE
Trade Mongrel 2: ME 2
Trade Troll: R00NSK34P IS 1337
Trade Mongrel 4: NOOB
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL REPORTED RUNESCAPE LUVER
Merchanter: WTS Titanium Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 5: STFU TRADE IZ 4 SPAM NOT TRADE LOLOLOL FUCKING FATASS LOLOLOLOLOL
Merchanter: shut the fuck up, there's people that''s actually trying to sell shit here, fucking fatass
Trade Mongrel 2: LOLOLOLOL U FATAZZ FUCKING STFU MAI MAIN KAN RAWFOOSTAWMP U LOLOL
Passerby: Fucking trade chat...
Trade Mongrel 4: REPORTED LAWLZ ENJOY AKKOWNT CLAWZURE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
Trade Mongrel 3: LOLOL REPORTED 4 REPORTING ENJOY SUZPANESHUN LAWLAWLAWLAWL

etc. etc. etc.

by Trollkicker December 23, 2009