A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone places a compressed air cylinder between their legs and farts in the direction of another person sending the scent of fart and asshole in their face
I was in the station today and launched an air assault on Tommy
When a guy wakes up after a night of heavy drinking under a fat chick
Tommy woke up this morning under that fat bitch at the bar, and was a Pittsfield Pancake
For a small town it sure has allot of assholes. The town is run by select board and town manager that does not give a shit about the town, only their own egos. But wait, the fire department is a bunch of douche bags that think they are hero's, but in reality couldn't save a penny, much less a home or person. This small town is also afflicted with flat landers that come up from Massachusetts and think they own the place. Fucking stay home assholes
Alton NH sucks