A fork of Rural Dictionary
They look like a normal person, but if someone just pushed them down, and they never got up. Their proportions are COMPLETELY off.
That girl thinks she's thicc, but she's just compressed.
Someone who is compressed is small but extremely fat usually there name is tyler.
Yo you know tyler is compressed.
Intern: i think you spelled it wrong, it should be Compressible
Pro: nope, i know whats up, its Compressable
n. ummm......displacement.
bore that cylinder out to a higher compression, Jon.
Compress (verb):
To put a hurtin on a bitch! In other words, to beat the shit out of a nigga.
When Tyrone's mom told him to clean his room. Tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that nigga until she shit bricks and and wished she was dead...
Mom: Tyrone do da dishes nigga!\
Tyrone: Fuuuuuck bitch imma tryna watch my shit, nigga need to pipe down or imma compress your ass!!
No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.
Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?