Country Dictionary

Dickhead

Someone who can easily be mistaken as a fucking spastic and somebody no one likes not even their family

Mickey is a fucking Dickhead

Awful

Logan Paul’s boxing skills

Logan Paul’s baiting skills are awful

October 30

The national fuck a bald guy day where you fuck a bald guy

Guy:(Stares) Bald guy : What? Guy: It’s October 30 Bald guy: Shit

Eviction

Eviction is when you get kicked out of a property. This tends to happen when you watch Logan Paul or Jake Paul (also known as fuck boys).

“The forced eviction happens to this idiot who watched Logan Paul”