A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some fucking asshole on the air running a non stop CB show on channel 19. He literally runs it 24 hours a day most likely on pre-recorded transmissions. Everybody all over America is getting these transmissions.
Did you hear mudduck today? Talking all that nonsense.
Salt. It's literally just fucking salt.
Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"
The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."
"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
When someone makes a car look like either another car or a more expensive model than what the car actually was originally.
Did you see that base model Ford f-150 with a king ranch interior? Yeah, it's a backyard kit car
Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.
Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls
The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.
Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?
Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla
When the solo of freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on, all physics become complete and total bullshit. You can do whatever you need to do.
Bro did you see that guy in the cop chase? A piece of shit civic just turned into a Corvette!
"Yeah dude, that's freebird physics"