Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Stunt Monkey

A monkey trained to fling rings on polls. They are ment to entertain a crowds of spectators.

Hojo is not a stunt monkey! He is a helper monkey!

by Turbotom March 26, 2003

tuna can

see chode

by Turbotom March 26, 2003

mufflerman

A filthy man who puts mufflers on cars.

John's the mufflerman

by Turbotom March 26, 2003

stink blossom

A vagina with a yeast infection.

I need to buy some vagicil for my stink blossom.

by Turbotom March 26, 2003

Bud

The clitoris.

She got wild pleasure from touching her bud.

by Turbotom March 26, 2003

surgical strike

Surprise anal penetration.

When you aint lookin'; you gonna get a surgical strike!

by Turbotom March 26, 2003