A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!
Stands for Good one Benny. GOB is a friend that says something wildly unfunny while convinced it is actually funny.
Someone tells you an horrible joke. Simply reply with “GOB”