A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of pouring Manitoba's select maple syrup over a woman's anus and penetrating, only to have a second male come in and slurp up the remnants.
Anna: Please give me a Manitoba Moose Pie!
Dave: Are you sure?
Mike: <slurp slurp slurp>
When a female fingers a male's anus as if she were breaking apart salt in a salt shaker
Joe: Bro she took me back and gave me a New Orleans Salt Shaker
Matt: Joe, that's not something you brag about...
When a man causes a woman to squirt, but pinches the labia so the vaginal cavity fills up with fluid.
I went to Pelosi's nephew's waterbed store to purchase a new waterbed. Little did I know, the owner porked me on his inventory and gave me a California Waterbed.