A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase originating in 2017 to express contempt for President Donald Trump. Now, it is used to express contempt for Joe Biden, as well as the continually contested belief that Biden cheated in the election.
2017: Trump is not my president 2021: Biden is not my president
Funny definition: Airport sickness Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.
A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.) However, this is not always the case.
A cat that is large. Not necessarily because of abusive owners. Stop judging people, you stupid cunt.
The owner of a chonker may have recently adopted the cat. Or they may be forgetful when it comes to feeding. In any event, it's not always the fault of the (current) owner when a cat is massive. But go ahead and just assume the worst. Maybe get a more positive mindset and you'll be less of a douche.
A phrase used to tell someone that they are not helping with a situation, but rather making it worse.
"Dad, you know I'm starting my senior year in high school, right? Well...It's nerve-wracking." "Oh, don't worry, son. When you're out of there, you won't have to go back! And you'll get to move out and-" "DAD, YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASIER!" "...Oh, I see...Yes, being on your own can be more stressful than even your worst days at school. To be honest, it's a much harder blow to your mom and I than you think, watching the last bird fly the nest...But I'll always be here for you until the day I die. Even if I'm 100 years old and in my deathbed, I will stay with you until my time is up. Never forget that, son, no matter how old you get."
The anniversary of a person's death that matches how old they were when they died.
Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 at the age of 42. So his Golden Death Day was August 16, 2019.
The Maze Game, also known as The Scary Maze Game, is a game where the player must use their mouse to navigate a red block to the end of the level without touching the walls. There are three levels; the first two are easy, and the third one is nearly impossible...but are you sure you want to see what happens when you finally beat it?
The Maze Game has spawned a meme where a guy breaks his computer after being absolutely terrified of what happens when you beat the third level. That's how scary it is.
Hardest word in English dictionary to define without using it in a sentence. result is that you sound like most retarded person on planet.
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