A fork of Rural Dictionary
The traumatic reign of the dab, water bottle flip, fidget spinners, and slime
Just thinking about 2017 gives me PTSD!
Donald Trump will become president, a shit-ton of new movies are coming out, and it's going to go by just like every other year. Jesus people, if the world didn't end in 2012, it's not going to happen in 2017. Trump getting elected is not "the end of the world".
And next December the same dumbasses that looked up 2017 on here will be looking up 2018.
2017 is the year I finally fulfill my New Years' resolutions. Yes I know I said the same thing about 2016, but I mean it this time.
Jake Paul, Net Neutrality ,Dabbing, Crappy Memes, Trump, Did I mention Jake Paul already?
Person: 2017
Other Person: End my life
The year of oversensitive 9-13 year olds using “DANK MEMES” and talking about having sex and smoking weed, Trump, North Korea, Kim Jong Un, Las Vegas shooting, crime skyrockets, terrible movies, the “laughing crying” emoji, songs that still go on about drugs and sex with no real meaning (most songs have been this way for the last 12 years), and overall just a terrible year. Good riddance.
Tyler: “2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and now 2017 have all been terrible! Five bad years in a row!”
Ryan: “Nah, only 2016 and 2017 were bad for me. If cell phones didn’t exist today’s kids would be more social.”