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A Pal For Gary

The absolute WORST episode of Spongebob Squarepants. No questions asked.

"A Pal For Gary" is nightmare-inducingly scary for youngsters, and utterly infuriating for older audiences. SpongeBob's extreme stupidity is at its absolute peak in this episode, and the scene where Puffy Fluffy mutates into a giant sea monster is...pretty terrifying, to say the least!

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 09, 2022

The Tolerant Left

A humorous, sarcastic, and informal term that refers to the political left, especially in the United States. Specifically, it is used to poke fun at how they claim to be "tolerant" of others, yet they are the most intolerant, hateful, and bigoted group of people ever.

Remember when an elderly gentleman was attacked for wearing a MAGA hat? Oh, wait, didn't that happen multiple times? The tolerant left.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 02, 2023

Jew It Down

A very offensive term meaning "To bring the price of (something) down," referring to the stereotype that Jewish people are massive cheapskates. If you use this phrase in front of a Jewish person, expect to be punched in the face.

"That's too expensive! You better Jew it down." *Gets punched*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022

Rogue Island

Rogue Island was a nickname for the U.S State Rhode Island in the 1770's, during the era of the United States before the Articles of Confederation were tossed out. Because the Articles required the approval of all thirteen states at the time in order to be amended, and Rhode Island would never agree to ratify any law (consequently, the Articles were never amended a single time), they became referred to as "Rogue" Island.

Rogue Island is basically the country equivalent of a spoiled child.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2022

Houseplants with emotions

Introverts

Introverts are houseplants with emotions

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 08, 2025

DECEASED

When something (a game or a trend, etc.) is extremely dead. It died so fast and so abruptly that "dead" just isn't a powerful enough word. (Yes, it must be in all caps.)

Candy Cigarettes used to be insanely popular, but they are now absolutely DECEASED because times have changed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 06, 2021

The Wrong Tube

A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.

A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 29, 2021