Country Dictionary

creationist

Polite way of saying "dumbass".

Man, he thinks evolution is a farce! What a creationist!

should of

What idiots say instead of should have. It makes most people want to stab the offender to death.

"I should have not said "should of", becuase after I did I got a screwdriver to the face."

Irish Surprise

An explosive device rigged to a car so as to detonate either through a timer or some other trigger. Basically, a carbomb.

Ouch, after that Irish surpise, they were scraping him off of the pavement for hours.

stab

To take a knife, and poke something with it until they stop moving.

Woah, did you see him stab that guy? What a mess.

the napalms

Also called the "burning squirts", though it's any crap that causes an intense burning, liquid or no.

If you hear screams of pain coming from the bathroom, someone probably has a bad case of the napalms.